love-alheli:

hatingongodot:

Every time someone says “ingredients” I say “ingredience” in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

nayters:

catasters:

deadreckon:

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i’d be like yeah i thought you might say that

etruski:

Mutualid <3

sweetfishes:

ALT

ALT

ALT

um. happy last day of pride

rubyneo:

what is the most anxiety inducing form of communication

face to face

phone call

texting

email

other (elaborate in tags!)

estonian-is-horrible:

isthisabattleship:

incomingalbatross:

My favorite English antonyms are cleave “to split, part, or divide by force” (thought to be descended from PIE root *gleubh- “to tear apart”), and cleave “to adhere, cling” (thought to be descended from PIE root *gloi- “to stick”).

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Autoantonyms are great!
We also have dust which can mean to remove dust like when you dust the curtains, or to add dust like when you dust a cake with sugar.
Peruse can mean to look very carefully and read something thoroughly, or it can mean look casually and skim a piece of writing.
Sanction can mean to give approval or it can mean to penalise.